February  10, 2014

FEAST OF CHARALAMPE

BIRTHDAYS 
Jimmy Durante 1893
Lon Chaney, Jr 1906
Laura Dern 1967

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/13/13 Milieu: Quarterly.
12/13/13 Reign Colorado: Quarterly.
*12/11/13 Complete Guide to Google Nexus: Incredible tips & tricks for every Nexus tablet & phone.
12/10/13 TRU: Talented, Remarkable, Unique.
12/10/13 BM Runway Paris London: 1500+ models.
*12/10/13 Paddling Buyers Guide: 501 best boats & gear.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth is -129 in Antarctica.
— December/January Ranger Rick

Most people blink more than 14,000 times a day.
— December/January National Geographic KIDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

STRIKE AT NORTH POLE FORCES SANTA TO REPLACE ELVES WITH SCAB TROLLS

REINDEER TO BE REPLACED WITH SNOWDEER

BUTT I LOVE YOU!: Man marries woman he accidentally butt-dialed!

“WOOF!” says sarcastic dog

BASEBALL SITTING UNDER CHRISTMAS TREE DOESN’T KNOW
IT’S STILL GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS BEFORE IT GETS PLAYED WITH

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Every store always has a buy-one-get-one sale: anywhere you go, when you buy one, that’s generally what you get – one.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Hank Aaron Foeraberger